Wednesday, March 23, 2005
i found this on frensta.. cool huh? haha..
Element : WOMEN
Symbol : WO+
Atomic mass : Accepted as 53.6 Kg;
isotopes may vary from 40-200 kg.
Occurrence : Copious quantities in all urbanareas.
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES1. Boils at room temperature
2. Freezes without any known reason.
3. Melts if given special treatment.
4. Bitter, if incorrectly used.
5. Sweet as Honey if given a proper treatment.
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES1. Have great affinity for Gold, Silver and arange of precious stones and absorbs greatquantities of expensive substances.
2. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for unknown cause
3. Insoluble in liquids, but activity greatly increases by that.
4. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man.
TESTS1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when happy.
2. Turns green when placed behind a better specimen.
POTENTIAL HAZARD illegal to possess more than one, althoughseveral can be maintained at different locations as long as specimens do not comein direct contact with each other.!!
WARNING !!PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO THIS ELEMENT CAN CAUSE SEVERE FINANCIAL HEMORRHAGING AND MENTAL DISTRESS.BE CAUTIOUS!
